Reject#1[Voided]

Hi i am applying to the clan BoZ i was told this is where i do so. BTW ur site is very poorly organized and hard to read with all the glowing letters.

here goes nothing

1. PB2 Nickname: Big papa long schlong

2. PB2 Profile Link: http://plazmaburst2.com/?a=&s=7&ac=reject

3. How long have you been playing PB2?: a few weeks now

4. How many kills and deaths do you have?: 13

4b: What is your level developer’s rank?: 0.03 but it will improve when i get my gunshop approved

4c: How many player points do you have?: 9.4%

5. Are you currently in a clan?: yeah

5b. What clans have you been in before?: none

5c. What made you leave your earlier clans?: i havent been in a clan

6. Do you have any alternative accounts?: ifakie, stryde, max teabag, roxxar, miranda111, bl0rg, doomwrath

6b. Please list them with profile links: what does that mean

7. Who recruited you?: egrw1

8. Why do you want to join BoZ?: because for years ive heard of all these failing clans and i got denied from all the cool ones like geno and envy and gsa so i decided id just settle with boz

9. Which members in BoZ do you know?: eric gurt is my father

10. What can you offer to the clan?: money, im loaded

11. How often do you play PB2?: next tuesday i play

12. What server do you usually play in?: washington

12b. What is your average ping in that server?: 60

13. What is your favorite map?: stryde-rise

14. How do you play PB2? (Any specific playing styles?): i play with keyboard and mouse

15. What country do you live in?: merica merica merica fuk commies

16. Extra comments/questions: yeah do you know where i can email gurt at to beg him to approve my map max teabag-gunshop on my alt account

Application Voided
Reason:
1. You're already in boz (logic)
2.This isn't even funny.
3. Even I could've made a better troll app but I guess not all of us are good at doing them.